Stand-up Comedy Bit Prompt

Write a stand-up comedy bit prompt about:

Topic: {TOPIC}
Comedic style: {STYLE} (e.g., Observational, Self-deprecating)
Premise: {PREMISE}

Draft:
1. Setup
2. Punchline
3. Tag (follow-up joke)
4. Act-out suggestion (physical comedy)
5. Call-back opportunity